Vulpes Libris

A collective of bibliophiles talking about books. Book Fox (vulpes libris): small bibliovorous mammal of overactive imagination and uncommonly large bookshop expenses. Habitat: anywhere the rustle of pages can be heard.

Apologies

We are sorry to say that, due to personal circumstances, Bookfox Eve won’t be able to post her review today.  But fear not, she will be back in due course with her fresh and irreverent take on all things YA.

In the meantime, well, I’m not nearly as entertaining as Eve.  So please enjoy three of my favourite jokes (and you’ll soon see what I mean).

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Q:  According to Freud, what comes between fear and sex?

A:  Fünf!

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 I once knew a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac.  He used to stay awake all night wondering if there was a dog.

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Q:  What happens if you play a country and western record backwards?

A:  You get your wife back, you get your house back, you get your job back…

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Have a good weekend… and no, I won’t be giving up the day job!

This gorgeous picture of a red fox was taken by Jim Thiele for the US Fish and Wildlife Service. This image or recording is the work of a U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service employee, taken or made during the course of an employee’s official duties. As a work of the U.S. federal government, the image is in the public domain. For more information, see the Fish and Wildlife Service copyright policy.

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This entry was posted on April 28, 2012 by in Uncategorized.

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  • (The header image is from Aesop's Fables, illustrated by Francis Barlow (1666), and appears courtesy of the Digital and Multimedia Center at the Michigan State University Libraries.)
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